Soto's Caption Contest WinnersTumblr (3.0; @sotoscaptioncontestwinners)http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/#112 Tie “Janet, how many times do I have to tell you?...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0d101df262c177a1f30d3a158eefcf1f/tumblr_mltw9ewO1d1qhgla3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>#112</strong></p> <p>Tie</p> <p><span id=".reactRoot[308].[1][4][1]{comment10151437443971225_9014291}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][1]"></span><strong><span id=".reactRoot[308].[1][4][1]{comment10151437443971225_9014291}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]" data-ft='{"tn":"K"}'><span id=".reactRoot[308].[1][4][1]{comment10151437443971225_9014291}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[308].[1][4][1]{comment10151437443971225_9014291}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]">“Janet, how many times do I have to tell you? When we’re in front of my work friends you will call me Neo. Not Brad!”</span></span></span></strong></p> <p><span data-ft='{"tn":"K"}'><span><span>-Nick Spahr</span></span></span></p> <p><strong><span data-ft='{"tn":"K"}'>“This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue meat — the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red meat — you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.”</span></strong></p> <p><span data-ft='{"tn":"K"}'>-Laura Powers</span></p>http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/48874887466http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/48874887466Thu, 25 Apr 2013 16:44:02 -0400#112 “They say every time Kim Jung Un claps his hands,...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d7e1de1b0235ed3def3689f515abeb74/tumblr_mltw2nRZPw1qhgla3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>#112</strong></p> <p><strong><span>“They say every time Kim Jung Un claps his hands, another nuclear missile attempt fails.”</span></strong></p> <p><strong><span> </span></strong></p> <p><span>-Ian Kalman</span></p> <p><span> </span></p> <p><span>Personal Fave:</span></p> <p><strong>“Dennis and The Menace”</strong></p> <p><span>-Paul Curtain</span></p>http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/48874585442http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/48874585442Thu, 25 Apr 2013 16:39:00 -0400#111 ..and Uncle Earl was never allowed inside a Build-A-Bear...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7aa9cad21890c5090bd4afbbecd931b3/tumblr_mltvwvSbgu1qhgla3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>#111</strong></p> <p><strong><span>..and Uncle Earl was never allowed inside a Build-A-Bear Workshop again…</span></strong></p> <p><span>-Danica Himberg</span></p>http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/48874328507http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/48874328507Thu, 25 Apr 2013 16:36:31 -0400#110 “I’m not half the man I used to...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4bc41064af8aa3a5699ffdc82057ca8a/tumblr_mltvtdxFHi1qhgla3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>#110</strong></p> <p><strong>“I’m not half the man I used to be”</strong></p> <p>-George Linn</p>http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/48874172607http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/48874172607Thu, 25 Apr 2013 16:34:25 -0400#109 Curse you, thick-headed Genie! My third wish was for...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/81913467013378ffcb94807168bc6d50/tumblr_mltvneh3v71qhgla3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>#109</strong></p> <p><strong><span>Curse you, thick-headed Genie! My third wish was for chicken *fingers*!</span></strong></p> <p>-Josh McHugh</p> <p><strong><span> </span></strong></p>http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/48873909734http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/48873909734Thu, 25 Apr 2013 16:30:00 -0400#108 “Gaah, Time out…. I think I’ve got sand...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/43a603259cf50af0c41a555e71f6d95e/tumblr_mltvii0L0x1qhgla3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>#108</strong></p> <p><strong>“Gaah, Time out…. I think I’ve got sand in my eye.”</strong></p> <p>-Danica Himberg</p>http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/48873691310http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/48873691310Thu, 25 Apr 2013 16:27:54 -0400#107 “No matter how much I walk, I just can’t get...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3cd88e1043c0a34d9074fb8e33a6d593/tumblr_mltvdbmAZa1qhgla3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>#107</strong></p> <p><strong>“No matter how much I walk, I just can’t get rid of this spare tire”</strong></p> <p>-Ian Kalman</p>http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/48873464545http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/48873464545Thu, 25 Apr 2013 16:24:47 -0400#106 Three way tie. “Why the long face” -anneli...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/90077dd62bfb9bf98a0b03c13fbcd506/tumblr_min5s1nfVq1qhgla3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>#106</strong></p> <p>Three way tie.</p> <p><strong>“Why the long face”</strong></p> <p>-anneli skaar</p> <p><strong>“So, you’re saying if we take off our pants we can just walk around and poop wherever we like?</strong></p> <p>-jon soto</p> <p><strong>“I hate you, I hate you! And you can’t make me come home! You’re not my real parents.”</strong></p> <p>-denise (tex) stoughton</p>http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/43748127233http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/43748127233Fri, 22 Feb 2013 16:45:00 -0500#105 “Lassie? If you are there, speak to us. Bark. Show us...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/036cabf88a71f06cacb2d3fdf3d7b2a4/tumblr_min5oggeHG1qhgla3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>#105</strong></p> <p><strong><span>“Lassie? If you are there, speak to us. Bark. Show us a sign.”</span></strong></p> <p><span>-steve payonzeck</span></p>http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/43747961103http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/43747961103Fri, 22 Feb 2013 16:43:00 -0500#104 “Titty Titty Broom Broom” -Lyn Woodward<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fd9f9c0e1f10b5c1b3aa607c0d70122f/tumblr_mi7e8sf3f01qhgla3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>#104</strong></p> <p><strong>“Titty Titty Broom Broom”</strong></p> <p>-Lyn Woodward</p>http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/43068491617http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/43068491617Thu, 14 Feb 2013 04:26:00 -0500#103 When you say we’re going “clubbing”, you...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/88f9830dc710ceb76c6c6e31c3b8a01d/tumblr_mi7e637mxs1qhgla3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>#103</strong></p> <p><strong><span>When you say we’re going “clubbing”, you mean dancing and shit right?</span></strong></p> <p><span>-jon soto</span></p>http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/43068456174http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/43068456174Thu, 14 Feb 2013 04:25:15 -0500#102 The underappreciated breed, the St. Vlasics. Bringing...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/750cfef4c53af69d74a096c3884e294e/tumblr_mi7dwihiR51qhgla3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>#102</strong></p> <p><strong><span>The underappreciated breed, the St. Vlasics. Bringing emergency relish to wieners in the German Alps.</span></strong></p> <p><span>-anneli skaar</span></p>http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/43068328985http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/43068328985Thu, 14 Feb 2013 04:19:30 -0500#101 And ziz app vill cause you to lose control of your bowels...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2b5377534eaad409a6631494dbdf59fe/tumblr_mi7dtgwVRD1qhgla3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>#101</strong></p> <p><strong><span>And ziz app vill cause you to lose control of your bowels ven I press…. right…. here.</span></strong></p> <p><span>-jon soto</span></p>http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/43068289231http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/43068289231Thu, 14 Feb 2013 04:17:40 -0500#100 (!!) My God, your heart is racing. Don’t be...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f54d5c66b029db16c6f54882861ae941/tumblr_mi7dosT6Kg1qhgla3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>#100 </strong>(!!)</p> <p><strong><span>My God, your heart is racing. Don’t be nervous. I’m scared too.</span></strong></p> <p><span>-warren cockrel</span></p>http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/43068229238http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/43068229238Thu, 14 Feb 2013 04:14:52 -0500#99 tie: One lump or toe? -juan rodriguez Excuse me miss, but I...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee518fe3d2d63f105127927b673732a7/tumblr_mi7dj8u51f1qhgla3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>#99</strong></p> <p>tie:</p> <p><strong><span>One lump or toe?</span></strong></p> <p><span>-juan rodriguez</span></p> <p><strong><span>Excuse me miss, but I ordered the butt crack coffee</span></strong></p> <p><span>-pete berkery</span></p>http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/43068156188http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/43068156188Thu, 14 Feb 2013 04:11:32 -0500#98 Fahrk yhou, Villy Vonka! -beau bouverat<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e9ec9314682ff8d5802f93ba01b780c2/tumblr_mi7dcxz8vz1qhgla3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>#98</strong></p> <p><strong><span>Fahrk yhou, Villy Vonka!</span></strong></p> <p><span>-beau bouverat</span></p>http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/43068073849http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/43068073849Thu, 14 Feb 2013 04:07:45 -0500#97  i think I found the condom. -greg greenberg<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2df7053a1981ae94f92832706f23791f/tumblr_mi7d9iJQr81qhgla3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>#97</strong></p> <p><strong><span id=".reactRoot[852].[1][2][1]{comment10151201301451225_8079285}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][1]"> </span><span id=".reactRoot[852].[1][2][1]{comment10151201301451225_8079285}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]" data-ft='{"tn":"K"}'><span class="UFICommentBody" id=".reactRoot[852].[1][2][1]{comment10151201301451225_8079285}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[852].[1][2][1]{comment10151201301451225_8079285}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]">i think I found the condom.</span></span></span></strong></p> <p><span data-ft='{"tn":"K"}'><span class="UFICommentBody"><span>-greg greenberg</span></span></span></p>http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/43068030259http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/43068030259Thu, 14 Feb 2013 04:05:42 -0500#96 When Hairy met Sally -danica himberg (and my personal...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a125ddc7c896c60fca4977cacda019d1/tumblr_mi7d1fclWW1qhgla3o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>#96</strong></p> <p><strong><span>When Hairy met Sally</span></strong></p> <p><span>-danica himberg</span></p> <p><span>(and my personal f</span><span>ave)</span></p> <p><strong><span id=".reactRoot[852].[1][2][1]{comment10151201301451225_8079285}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][1]"> </span><span id=".reactRoot[852].[1][2][1]{comment10151201301451225_8079285}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]" data-ft='{"tn":"K"}'><span class="UFICommentBody" id=".reactRoot[852].[1][2][1]{comment10151201301451225_8079285}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[852].[1][2][1]{comment10151201301451225_8079285}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]">i think i can i think i can i think i can</span></span></span></strong></p> <p><span data-ft='{"tn":"K"}'><span class="UFICommentBody">-stacy higgins guerrero</span></span></p>http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/43067924108http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/43067924108Thu, 14 Feb 2013 04:00:51 -0500#95 Me love you thong time! -justin bundy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e1c6b17dc360bf24897b7861a54cebd7/tumblr_mi7cuqhicO1qhgla3o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>#95</strong></p> <p><strong><span>Me love you thong time!</span></strong></p> <p><span>-justin bundy</span></p>http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/43067829248http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/43067829248Thu, 14 Feb 2013 03:56:50 -0500#94 ‘Merica. -sarah schuster kuhnell<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3e588c51540efd6fa81e7b4b4961bf17/tumblr_mi7coqKh2V1qhgla3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>#94</strong></p> <p><strong>‘Merica.</strong></p> <p>-sarah schuster kuhnell</p>http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/43067749220http://sotoscaptioncontestwinners.tumblr.com/post/43067749220Thu, 14 Feb 2013 03:53:14 -0500