#74 (tie)
I love Michigan…the trees are just the right height.
-mike drance
Hey honey, we got this year’s holiday card from the Splintertaints in the mail today. Same picture AGAIN.
-todd porter
Got wood?
-jim macnaughton
#73
She looks fine, can we keep her?
-trevor r. nelson
#72
What’s wrong with you Jon soto?
-peter darley miller
#71
dirty swinechez
-peter locke
#70 (tie)
I wanna see the real local spots, not that touristy shit.
-craig melchiano
”…It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the malaria hose again.”
-roger camp
#69
The Bachman camp seems to be pulling out all the stops in Iowa. But, is it too little too late?
-jon soto
#68 (tie)
Lily angrily glared out at her agent… She knew that this wouldn’t the Elizabeth Taylor version of National Velvet she’d been rehearsing so hard for…. No, Not by a long shot.
-jon soto
Liu’s horoscope warned the year of the horse was going to be rife with challenge, but little did she suspect…..
-steve rieber
#67
Stupid matches.
-Aaron James
#66
deck the halls with scat and feces… fa la la la la, la la la la!
-todd grant
#65
“Should I open one more button so I can finish this? I better not, that would be disgusting.”
-Michael Drance
